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Q:Why does nobody talk to circles?
A:Because there is no point!

Q:A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
A:But when he rounded them up, he had 300!

Q:How did the farmer count his cows?
A:He used a cowculator!

Q:How do you make seven even?

A:just take out the "s"

Q:Why didn't the two 4 want to go to dinner 
A: Because they already 8

Q: Who is the best mathematician in the monster world?
A: Count Dracula.

Q: Why are the obtuse and acute angles upset?
A: Because they are never right.

Q: Why are the parallel lines upset?
A: Because they can never meet.

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? 
A: Because he wanted a higher education!

Q: why did i go to school?
A: cuz im smart.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: Why is the acute angle freezing?
A: Because it was only 3 degrees.

Q What do you call friends who love math?
A Algebros!

Q: What shape is usually waiting for you at StarBucks?
A: A line!

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees! (HA!)

Q:why was the mathematician late for work?
A:Because he took the rhombus.

Q:Why should you never argue with a 90º angle?
A:Because they are always right.

Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: A rectangle.

Q:What triangle is the coldest?
A:The ice-sosceles triangle.

Q:What shape do you use to catch someone?

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? 
A: Owlgebra.

Q: Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
A: Because they are never right. 

Q:What happened when the plant went to math class?
A:It grew square roots.

Q:What do you call a number that can't stop moving?
A: A roaming' numeral!